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I just finished watching War Horse an both Tom Hiddleston,andDavid Cumberbatch in it.

So yeah, aside from the amazing plot, great acting I really enjoyed the movie.

I’m not feminine,

Dress shopping where nothing fits me very well,

An hour on a fancy hair-do,

Eye brow’s getting plucked,

and hour and a half on nails,

difficulty typing due to said nails,

two hours on make up,

Heels.

7 reasons I’m not feminine on a regular basis.

Just had to use the Heimlich maneuver on my mother after she ate one of the cookies I made her yesterday.

I hate when she tries to eat without her dentures in.

Evey morning on the weekend, I make my mum a cup of tea, (she used to drink coffee but the doc made her switch.)

I usually put enough water in the kettle for the two of us, I don’t drink tea very often, so it’s usually hot cocoa. Dad drinks milk, what ever colored cap the doc said this week.

After I’ve put the hot water in with her tea bags, (she insists on two in her cup), I pour the cream in and……the shapes it makes in the tea before I mix it always dazzle me.

So then more often than not I make toast, I’ve done it so often it’s almost an art form, (not a very impressive art form, but trick none the less).

I butter both sides of the toast, put them on a wax paper covered cookie sheet and put them in the oven at 350*, but i don’t put the timer on.

I pull up a chair andwatchthe toast, until it’s a golden brown before pulling it out.

My dad all the while is making bacon, and my mum is making three minute eggs.

We all sit down on the couch, (I’m actually usually on the floor) and put on some old cartoons from Netflix.

The rest of the day is completely unpredictable, but that first half hour…..

That feeling of togetherness, we just can’t seem to grasp during the week?

Makes me feel happy and heart broken at the same time.

Simple pleasures, eh?

….I went to that web site and….

>Equips clever disguise<